Hi there!
Welcome to my website.  Were you looking for Patricia McAlpine, the lady who knows about Space and Missiles?  Well, if so, here's the link to her Linkedin profile - LINK- (I know, who's on Linkedin, right?  Just kidding, stop judging her you jerk! She'll shoot you into space!)

If you were looking for me, Tricia McAlpin,  comedy person, then stay here!
Please click around to watch some funny videos, see when I am performing next and send me an email, preferably a picture of a dog with human eyes.

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